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  The Cats Are Sorry    Missed You

Pecan Stuffed Squirrel Sounds GOOD for Thanksgiving O Squirrel Tree; Poem on Squirrels
UNDER a spreading pecan tree
The stinking squirrel stands;
That Zuts, a mighty pest is he,
With large and sinewy glands;
And the muscles of his scrawny arms
Are strong as iron sands.

His hair is crisp, and black, and long,
His face is like the tan;
His brow is wet with feigned sweat,
He steals whate'er he can.
Cat Christmas Party Announcement OverYourDeadBody Note from the CaatsWe do not bite the heads off of COOKIESWhere Have All the Squirrels GoneLetter to Santa ClawsCats Looking for Someone with Pellet Gun Know-HowChocolate Covered Squirrels for Sale by the Cats

 

Cats: here is where to find more about squirrels….the more we know…the more we’ll get for dinner….



Squirrel Facts

Famous Squirrels:
Pearl the Squirrel
Nutzy
Sugar Bush Squirrel
Gladys
J.P

Rocky (and Bullwinkle)
White Squirrels
Fun for Squirrels
Help for Orphaned Squirrels
Squirrel Landmarks
Pecans


Attention all Predators of Small, Stupid and Illiterate Pecan-Eating Vermin:


We the United Cat-Hackers invite you, visitors of all species, to email other links related to squirrels to this our website.

We will post squirrel recipes here as well.

all your squirrels belong to us

catsbook

Eliminating Hysteria One Squirrel At A Time

Join catsbook! Send Zuts a picture of your cat and tell Zuts how your cat feels about squirrels!
 

Members

 


Nikon
I live at Studio DLW
Favorite Food: Squirrel

 Bruno the cat
 Bruno. KC.
 Any Friend of Zuts
 is a Meal of Mine.
 Meow!
 Chester the cat
Chester. Liberty MO
James Country
Mercantile
Good security on
the website, Zuts.
Bijou the cat
Bijou
LaDonna is fixing
a nice room up for
me in the Bolduc
House Museum!
Mrs Brown the Pirate Cat
Mrs. Brown-
Cat in the Hat
with Attitude
Hey- I'm an Alpaca!! Who
dragged me into this?
Colchester 		Rosie the Beagle with Glowing Eyes
I am the
 Anti-CAT!
Defender of
 squirrels
everywhere! 		Frick the Cat
I am Frick-
Wearer of many hats!
Wino the Cat
Wino - how
many squirrels
 are in my box? 		Telly the Terminator Cat
Telly
the terminator
- I'll Be Back! 		Tequila, a black cat
Tequila- the best critter catcher of North County
"It's about time to go squirrel hunting!"
 Cats rule!
Squirrels drool!

Q: How do you make a Squirrel stew?
A: Hack his website.
Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A.:
He didn't know either!
But he did it forty times!
A good start